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Wednesday, October 28, 2009

We Can Do Better: 2009 Ignorance BET Hip-Hop Awards



"And you wonder why President Bush hates black people." is what I always say. && I've never lied. I think the images speak for themselves....We can do so much better.

Busta Rhymes...your a bigger style kill then Style Killington

Going Out In Style: Wayne's No Ceilings



Trust I'm about to post more but until then...here is something to keep you occupied so you don't think I did something stupid like died. So with that being said, being the negro that I am I found all my fellow negroes a real treat. YESS!! WAYNE's MIXTAPE. I know you love me. =] I'd like to think that this is a great way to go to jail. Hopefully Cupcake and Big Ben don't get ahold of his fresh ass in the shower. Well, I mean if that happens I guess we'll both be screaming "Weezy F Baby, please save the baby!"



Go conquer Wayne...you already fully occupy my iTunes.



No Ceilings/ download

Sunday, October 25, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!



Look what my bitch homie did for me! YES..I know.. I was using Hood Rat Chat.

Don't Judge ME.


Amen.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

GAHH DONT HATE ME

honey im so sorry so so so so so so sorry...i just like to study like to st-st-st-st-st-study. and bang bang. sorry. im awful with this blog. i've been neglecting my baby. but dotn call chidl services just yet. I will be on in a couple of weeks, but who knew school could completely dominate your life =[


sorry loves. PLEASE dont desert me !!

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

What's Wrong With This Photo?



Well, looks like Khloe Kardashian finally got her wish to completely bite off of Kim and date an athlete, thing is she went one step foward and married him. Hmm, where to begin because this entire marriage is all wrong. Dear Khloe, we understand that you will never be as famous or skinny as Kim, but stealing a good black *cough* rich *cough* athlete off the market to pollute him with your slutty, coke vial bearing ways is NOT COOL. I repeat. Not cool. Not only is this the fakest photo, smile, WEDDING, I have every seen...but I have to say that this marriage will be over faster than you can say "I ain't sayin' she a gold digger." Luckily ol' boy Lamar guarded his assets in a beautiful post-nuptial agreement, sending the memo "You ain't getting half of shit!". Good move son. Still, I look at this photo and wonder what the hell. Besides that, WHAT THE HELL ARE Kim and Kourtney wearing? Ughh...not okay.

I need some time to think about this. I'm sorry Khloe, you're still fat and ugly no matter how rich you might be. I'm just waiting for Kim to pop out another DVD with her sister's man. NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!

I'll stop being mean but people need to recognize...

amen.
(written out of concern for our SINGLE black athletes)

Monday, September 28, 2009

Boycott: KFC


Say it ain't so, say it ain't so. I don't know whether to call this SMH or Boycott either way, both names are COMPLETELY justifiable. It has come to our attention sir Colonel Sanders is out to kill us all. How have I come to this conclusion?...KFC, I'm sorry KGC (Kentucky Grilled Chicken) causes cancer. Let me just be the first to say that I KNEW THIS! J/K. I mean first off KFC has faced a lot of scrutiny in the past with PETA and the questioning of "Is that really chicken, because it is too good to be true". And honestly, it was too good to be true. I ate my 10 peices of wings like there was no tomorrow. I savored each bite of my grilled chicken wings. I think you catch my drift. But I swear to something I never thought the establishment which took in most of my life savings would be out to kill me. SMH SANDERS. NOT COOL....NOT COOL. I guess we're all going to Popeyes. I mean..."Louisiana FAST!" sounds so much better anyway.

Amen.

Wait I'm not done...I'm sorry. I'm tighter than Jennifer Hudson's body suit. They really tried to pull a fast one. I'm smelling a class action lawsuit. Seriously. I don't need another cancer foundation over some wings. SMH x 4928398293400 (if that's even a number).

To my friend Devona: Never have I ever seen a better chance for 20 mill!

Sunday, September 27, 2009

We Can Do Better: Keyshia Cole Graces the Lovely Cover of...



Pink's Smooth Touch Perm. I didn't think times were this hard. SHEE-IT! We can do so much better.

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