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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

What's Wrong With This Photo?



Well, looks like Khloe Kardashian finally got her wish to completely bite off of Kim and date an athlete, thing is she went one step foward and married him. Hmm, where to begin because this entire marriage is all wrong. Dear Khloe, we understand that you will never be as famous or skinny as Kim, but stealing a good black *cough* rich *cough* athlete off the market to pollute him with your slutty, coke vial bearing ways is NOT COOL. I repeat. Not cool. Not only is this the fakest photo, smile, WEDDING, I have every seen...but I have to say that this marriage will be over faster than you can say "I ain't sayin' she a gold digger." Luckily ol' boy Lamar guarded his assets in a beautiful post-nuptial agreement, sending the memo "You ain't getting half of shit!". Good move son. Still, I look at this photo and wonder what the hell. Besides that, WHAT THE HELL ARE Kim and Kourtney wearing? Ughh...not okay.

I need some time to think about this. I'm sorry Khloe, you're still fat and ugly no matter how rich you might be. I'm just waiting for Kim to pop out another DVD with her sister's man. NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!

I'll stop being mean but people need to recognize...

amen.
(written out of concern for our SINGLE black athletes)

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