Say it ain't so, say it ain't so. I don't know whether to call this SMH or Boycott either way, both names are COMPLETELY justifiable. It has come to our attention sir Colonel Sanders is out to kill us all. How have I come to this conclusion?...KFC, I'm sorry KGC (Kentucky Grilled Chicken) causes cancer. Let me just be the first to say that I KNEW THIS! J/K. I mean first off KFC has faced a lot of scrutiny in the past with PETA and the questioning of "Is that really chicken, because it is too good to be true". And honestly, it was too good to be true. I ate my 10 peices of wings like there was no tomorrow. I savored each bite of my grilled chicken wings. I think you catch my drift. But I swear to something I never thought the establishment which took in most of my life savings would be out to kill me. SMH SANDERS. NOT COOL....NOT COOL. I guess we're all going to Popeyes. I mean..."Louisiana FAST!" sounds so much better anyway.
Amen.
Wait I'm not done...I'm sorry. I'm tighter than Jennifer Hudson's body suit. They really tried to pull a fast one. I'm smelling a class action lawsuit. Seriously. I don't need another cancer foundation over some wings. SMH x 4928398293400 (if that's even a number).
To my friend Devona: Never have I ever seen a better chance for 20 mill!
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