Shall We Dance

While listening to Fancy by Drake, confined to my room, I accidentally clicked the bookmark to my old blog Mica Saysss. It's so funny because like I'm on this blog right now referring to it as "my old blog". The truth is...it is no secret that I have neglected my child. I mean from ex boyfriend to school to internship, it has been absolutely chaotic. Seriously. So bear with me. Failed promises , I know I can do better. *song still playing, T.I. rips it* Umm basically, I'm back. I love you readers I do I do I do. I also wanted to inform you that while I will be still ranting about the world and how much I hate drake and shit, I'm working on tranforming the blog into more of a lifestyle type shit cause my life is pretty exciting, like "MTV reality Show Exciting" *drake rips it on this part*. I want you guys to have a chance to live like Mica, minus all the drama. I love you. Starting tomorrow we shall embark on Project Glorious Resistance.

HAhaha I love you all. Baby come back, cause I am.


"oh, you fancy."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

Look what my bitch homie did for me! YES..I know.. I was using Hood Rat Chat.

Don't Judge ME.


Amen.

FYL: Kanye West

"I just heard some real bad news". Does Kanye West not understand that he fucked up finally? I think owes America an apology but more importantly, he owes Taylor Swift an apology. Like how stupid did he look up there? Wow, I'm sorry no one liked your whining ode Love Lockdown and omg I'm so sorry NO ONE voted for your RETARDED video, but don't go taking your bitterness out on ol' girl Taylor. Personally, if I was her I would have dropped the n-bomb. Mr. West DO YOU NOW SEE WHY PRESIDENT BUSH DIDN'T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE? Well America, there's your answer. My questions is: Where the hell was Amber Rose to shut his ass up. I mean she only goes everywhere with him.


'&& I heard 'em say...you're an ASSHOLE'

Amen.

Mica

LMFAO: 'I'm still from Compton...you better recognize'

BAHAHAHAHAAHAH! I knew she still had it in her. Serena Williams let those prissy ass officials at the US Open have it when they continuously called fouls on her. You must remember, no matter how many trophies, awards, and prizes that girl has won, she is still from Compton California, meaning baby girl isn't afraid to shout Man Down, Code 10. Peep the video to look at this absolute entertainment.

DISCLAIMER like...

Dear readers,

NEWS FLASH, I got like 4000 text messages like where are you on the blog, what's going on in your life that you would deprive me of funny critiques and ways on how we ought to see the world etc. I just want to let you know lovies that Mica has started shcool and that means that more AP US and less blogs. However, as you can see right now I am on the blog and not doing AP US, therefore my disclaimer is do not get mad at me OR GIVE UP ON ME because I do not update the site every 5 seconds. Haha, it is true. I promise that I will post as often as I can. Plus, like there really isn't any news I find worthy of posting about except music. So how about you create some drama in your life that I can get America to laugh about. Just kidding (not really). Umm yea so, sta tuned. Continue reading. SPREAD THE WORD. Enjoy the ride.


LOVE YOU x 1000. DO NOT BE AFRAID TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK (my friends are gonna get pissed about me promoting myself lol.) add. There you can stalk me, but don't get too crazy.

Amen.

-Mica

SMH: Chris Brown

I know...creative title. Here's the deal. I was on little Chris's side because I knew that under all that feirce-ness, Rihanna is still some crazy bitch. However, after a series of events I have to say my perception of Mr. Brown has totally changed. I was rooting for you Chris, I really was. I wanted everyone to hop off your dick, I really did, but since that little stunt you pulled on Larry King Live...SMH. Did you just up and get amnesia? Do you not remember beating the Covergirl off that hoe? DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHY YOUR CAREER IS OVER? Son, he is hilarious. I mean, some things just shouldn't be said on air, and especially not on Larry King Live. I swear, he is making his butthole much more vulnerable to some hungry prison inmates, not to mention he looks like an even bigger asshole. Good luck Chris. "There's never a right time to say good-bye"....to your career.

CHRIS BROWN TALKS TO LARRY KING
by thatsfunny

MUAHAHAH.
-mj

R.I.P. Ted Kennedy

Rest in peace Ted 'T-Dog' Kennedy, one of the most beloved senators in American history. I know this is sad and all but one question: Do the Kennedy's have bad luck or what? They are just dying off. It's like they get so famous, do mad shit for the people, and then all of a sudden they just die. FTL. Haha. Let me stop. Pour one out for this homie--he totally deserves it.

How to keep your man...

Listen up. Lately there is a swarm of break ups going around. I just want to set the record striaght on how to avoid this happening in your relationship. YES! There is an answer to how to keep you man...or girlfriend in some cases happy enough to want to stick around just that much longer. Learn how to do this:




Try it out for yourself. The results speak for themselves. Unless you are some WEIRD ASS emo couple. Then ya know you can write a song or some shit like that.

you're welcome =]

Why I Love Hip-Hop: The Great Hangover Tour

I promised that I would speak on the Great Hangover Tour that featured PA artist and social intellect/my favorite white boy Asher Roth and the amazing...wonderful...deep...sexy...Kid Cudi. I have to say that they did a good ass job and I definitely got my 30$ worth. The sold-out event was held at the Nokia Theatre right in the heart of Times Square. Lucky me, I got to stand on the second teir smack dab in the middle, allowing me to gaze into Cudi's eyes all night long. Besides, I wouldn't want to be on the bottom with all the drunk and high people. Either way, here it goes.

7ish p.m.: My friend and I arrived at the theatre. Let me tell you, the line was wrapped around all type of streets in mid-town. There was a loud group of obnoxious teens who thought Jim Jones was going to be there. Hmm, go figure. Either way, after about 15-20 minutes we finally got inside.

7:45-8: The place was honestly perfect for a concert. There were three levels: one was for standing, the second was for standing (but sucked unless you were'nt in the front like me!), and the third was for lazy ass people who wanted to sit. The DJ came on and did his thing, ya know...getting everyone hyped, playing all types of goodness, and then Cipha Sounds and his bff who are 'fucking famous' came on stage to introduce the opening act 88 keys.

Mica DOES NOT LIKE 88 KEYS! NIGGA YOU SUCK. Honestly, he was awful. Not only can he not dress, but his beats are awful, and all he talks about is sex. Like honestly he is a nobody. What made it worst is that not only did anybody not move to his songs, but he tried to call out people who he produced for and no one knew them. SMH. That's embarrasing. But he brought out Colin Munroe and that was cool even though the first thing you want to do with Munroe is feed his skinny ass. Either way, 88 keys was just awful. If he is Kanye's best friend, Kanye needs to stop being shady and let this nigga know that rapping is not his calling. It's like if you're wearing an ugly shirt and your friend says that it's cute and then you go out into public and people laugh at you.

9ish: Cipha sounds brings out Asher Roth! Asher Roth did his thing! But that nigga was fucked up. He came out on child's toy escalade which is pretty damn cool, had a giant blunt in which he called cannon, but in the end did the damn thing. He performed songs like I Love College, Sour Patch Kids, As I Em, and Be By Myself. There were some other ones but I don't remember. However, it was soooo funny when he performed Be By Myself because he straight played this girl on stage. In the end, Jim Jones came out for I Love College and it just made the room feel so much better. We were all in love with each other during that song. Roth is my new favorite white boy.

10ish: CUDI SHUT IT DOWN! First off, anyone thinking of going to this concert should not have Epilepsy. I'm so dead ass when I say this because the lights were CRAZY! I mean he had lights on the stage that went with his songs and then behind his there was this big screen that showed pieces of art and random video footage, and video of outer space (peep the the video I posted for a look into what he did). It worked though. He performed a lot off of 'A Kid Named Cudi', a song featured on his mixtape 'Dat Kid from Cleveland', and 2 new songs off of his new album 'Man on the Moon: The End of Day'. I posted Mr. Solo Dolo below so you should peep that. But his performance was amazing. I'm so proud my little Cudi grew up and had special effects! Every other concert was simple but aw shit he finally got to do what he wanted to do.

Snaps for Roth. Snaps for Cudi.

SMH: Pastor Prays for Obama to Die

What the eff. I mean we talk about 'Yes We DId', 'Hope is Alive', and the entire idea that America is on the road to a long over due change. But I don't find this act as anything close to keeping the dream alive. I am aware that nothing comes overnight, especially change to a country with millions of people but I did have hope that we could continue on the road to keeping the buzzwords of January-Hope & Change-alive. As I watched a nation of millions fall in love with each other, bringing the 1967 summer of love to the cold winter front January 2009, I was convinced we were on that road. As I experienced the somewhat change in the scent of Washington D.C., I was convinced we were on that road. But the excess of ignorance found in this video says that we've hit a pothole on this road to change. A pothole that might set us forth on the road back to the past presidency of President Bush and others alike. I do not want to bore you with my monologue on the ethics of American society, but I do want to conclude with the simple fact that this man, attempted to involve God. I'm actually outraged. We can do so much better as a people.

s. m. h.

Dear BET, why do you hate us?

Kudos to Juanita Patrick of Cincinnati, Ohio for standing up against the bearer of all ignorance BET. This girl calls out everyone! BET, you suck!

Dear Debra Lee,
I’m Janita Patrick, a 15-year-old African-American female from Cincinnati. Recently, I watched the 2009 BET Awards and felt the strongest urge to reach out to the program. My family is of the typical middle-class variety; both parents and four brothers. See, I’m a junior in high school (got skipped), so naturally EVERYBODY in my age group watches BET. I’m used to seeing the sagging pants, tattoos, lack of emphasis on reading and respecting women that makes up your videos. People in my class live this out everyday, while teachers tell us that we’re acting just like the people in your shows.
In your shows. That struck me as odd, because I would think that with your show being the primary outlet for black entertainers and musicians, and considering the context of blacks in this country, there’s a social responsibility factor to consider. I would never blame BET alone for the way a great deal of my classmates act and talk and dress. Everybody makes their own choices. However, if anybody is aware the power of television on impressionable minds, it’s the people running the television operations. If you are not aware, then perhaps you shouldn’t be running the operations.

She makes some interesting points. Click here for the entire deal.

fbgm,
mica

SMH: McNair dies over a ho.

Man this is really effing up my chances of getting with a professional athlete. It turns out that the woman found dead with football superstar Steve McNair was some trick named Sahel Kazemi. Not only is her name really fucking weird but she's not even that pretty. The bottom line is this dude died over some pussy. YIKES! Not a good look people. If you have a wife and four kids at home, you need to handle your business. You let some chick named Sahel turn you out? What bothers me even more is that he told this girl that he would leave his wife for her. It gets better though, the gun was found next to her body && reports claim that this was a "passion-murder". WTF! Firstly, that's sick. Secondly, that's sick. Realize that life isn't a rehearsal. I guess this is a wake-up call for all those athletes out there with side-hoes. Personally, I recommend background checks before you hit.

fbgm,
mica

NFL + Black Players=WTF

As one of the highest drafted players in the NFL at just the tender age of 22, Baltimore Ravens player and former Tennessee Titan God Steve McNair was shot to death in Nashville Tennessee. Seriously, wtf. From observation in past months, I thought the madness season for African- Americans playing professional football was over. I mean you have dog boy Vick, Plaxico Burress shooting his motherfucking foot off, Terrell Owen's crazy ass, Donte Stallworth's DUI, Corey McIntyre's doing his thing in front of some lady's house, Reggie Bush and Hank Baskett dating trailer trash, and lets not get me started on Corey Smith and Marquis Cooper getting lost at sea. SMH for everyone who doesn't have the balls to. Either they are making it really clear that they dont want us playing professional sports or something is REALLY wrong here. RIP 'fo real'.

Because I have to...

RIP. + I had to chose a picture when he was black and beautiful. You guys KNOW you want to tap that. Also, I want to quote a dear friend of mine "Michael Jackson died in 1991, what replaced him died in 2009"