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Friday, July 31, 2009

SEX...Adrian Grenier


ADRIAN GRENIER YOU ARE SEX. I want to be in your entourage...call me babe.

Enlighten Your Ears...Miguel Jontel


I'm sorry but this dude looks gay. Fortunately, his songs are not. Either way, I want you to experience the new Mexican Ne-Yo for yourself. Explore down below. I promise you will not be dissapointed.

Heres the mixtape entitled 'Mischeif'...

Mischeif/download

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Some people should just never talk.

Oh gosh. Amber Rose, it's bad enough that you look like a bleached alien. But you should never talk. I mean you're a cute girl and you're like the most on point person I've ever seen. But honestly, you sound awful. I mean I thought she would sound sophisticated and really haute, but no...this girl sounds like the respective video whore she is. SMH. You know the old saying "She's a butterface"...I'd like to think of her as a buttervoice (go figure).

Kanye, keep your bitch quiet, for her own good.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

For the Record...Ciara is a Man



I'm just saying. Anytime that you have to shoot down rumors that you are a man, about 78% of the time you are in fact a man. That's all...maybe she really is "Like a boy". Hmmm, you decide.


Also...sweetie, if you're going to be a guy, don't go wearing the short wig. It makes you totally unbelievable.

I hate Blackberrys


Listen. I understand that blackberries are like the phone of future. I understand that if you whip out your Curve or Toure in the middle of the hood, everyone will think you're the shit. I understand that one would be lost without BBM. I understand that the term 'Crackberry' is completely justifyable. Yet, what I don't understand is why the hell Blackberry's can mess up your life with the press of one button. If you're like me and you justify this term 'Crackberry' because your life is your phone, then continue reading. I can't live without my device. Seriously, I flipped a shit when T-Mobile tried to get fuky and turn off my phone. I'm so down for this phone, if it fell into the Subway, I would jump and get it. Catch my drift yet? Yet, as I stated before, I do not understand how a Blackberry can be so capable of ruining your life. I know you're wondering by now..."Where art thou going with this?" WELL, last night, I put my phone under my pillow because I was in the midst of texting one of my summer hoes. (P.S. please do not text me at night because I will fall asleep on you and then wake up randomly at 3:30 at text you back to make it look like i was being conversational houdini. I know that is the douche thing to do, but it's not my fault, it's a really bad habit.) Either way, I dozed off and in my sleep my blackberry called a random guy. Now I know you're now wondering "UMM WHATS THE BIG DEAL". NO! This IS A BIG DEAL PEOPLE. This 'random guy' is the best friend of one of the sexiest people who is being a social houdini at the present moment. I mean when I say this guy is sexy, I mean GODDAMN I would do some thangs. Either way, it called this person & I'm ever so embarrased. I'm so embarrased, I scolded my blackberry on the 2 train and cursed it. Oh well, that's what it deserves. We never mess up Mica's life...ever.


=D/=[ (for my social life)

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Back On Le Grizzy

Sheeee'ssss baccckkkk. Yep...I'm back. I got the new MacBook Pro, holler at your girl. But yes, I'm back. So like f.y.i. I started Columbia or just a sad excuse for a summer program. It's hard classes, hard socialization, and hard times for my wallet. But I'm surviving. Hopefully I can blog from class because American Philosophy is far from exciting. Lately, everything has been going amazing in my life, fyl if your life sucks! But yes! I'm back on the scene and now back on my blog.

Stay tuned + fasten those seat belts.

<3 Always...MICAA!

Monday, July 20, 2009

We Can Do Better: 7 Year Old Boy Steal Granny's Car



And he just had to be african-american. WTF. This is truly some crazy shit. Lmfao

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