Dear Ms. Germanotta (b.k.a. Lady Gaga)
My name is Mica Jenkins, and I am a former fan of yours writing to share my blatant opinion about your choice in outfits at this year MTV Video Music Awards. I understand that you are one of the most ground breaking artists of this millennium and you are very open about your sexuality, music, and as well as style. Over the past few months, I have supported your obsession with blonde weave and highly flammable outfits...however, you crossed the line. As I sat on my bed room eating one of my favorite dinners (chicken and rice), I anticipated your performance because I was going to purchase tickets to your concert in October with show stopping performer Kanye West. When you came on stage, I soon realized that I needed to call Visa and immediatly cancel those tickets. I think I speak for thousands of your viewers when I say...WTF WERE YOU DOING. Paparazzi is one of my favorite songs on your "The Fame" album. Pshh not anymore. To add to that, while I congratulate you on your win for Best New Artist, your acceptance outfit was just plain ridiculous. I find it hilarious because just before then some friends and I had brought a reasonably large amount of red lace underwear from Victoria's Secret a couple of days ago and what a coincidence that you found it and decided to wear it to give your speech. Show us some credit Gaga. To wrap up this seemingly long letter, I would like to offer some advice to further prevent these opinions,
1) Fire your stylist
2) Start a foundation to donate all of the eyeliner on your eyes to countries in need.
3) Fire your stylist.
I am pretty sure the result of this can be helpful to us all.
Thanks for your time,
Mica Jenkins
lmfao.
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