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Sunday, August 23, 2009

LMFAO: The Knowles Family Try to Pimp Out Baby Jules

OH HELL NO. This is too funny for its own good. This is one giant Knowles Family marketing pitch. So I guess Matthew Knowles realized that Beyonce's career is 600% more successful without him and that the other one (I forgot her name) is so caught up in the "I'm a rebel, I hate my sister, I shaved my head and I'm still a nonody" is worth giving up on. Either all of that or he finally came off of his 15 year coke binge to realize that he has embarked on a new cash cow-his own grandson, baby Jules. Mr. Knowles is starting a new venture in the business of baby toys. Really though? We'll see how this one lasts. Hopefully he doesn't turn this innocent young child into a crazy artist with a bad weave and career that's harder to pick up on than a Dane Cook joke...we already have one Kelly Rowland. We won't let you ruin him Matthew..not on Solange and her crazy bald-ass's watch.

Part Deux...Tyra, give it up. The kid doesn't like you. Maybe it's the hair (I think it's the hair), or maybe your fucking SCARY. "You know how to do your thissle papa"...STOP IT RIGHT NOW BANKS.

K, now watch for yourself. && go buy Baby Jams, and the Beyonce DVD, and the b-Phone, and the perfume, and the Dereon bag, and the new CD, and...THIS SHIT NEVER ENDS!.Congrats Matt, you've won the "I Can Pimp Out My Family Faster Than You Can Say Sasha Feirce" Award.



P.S. I would love the Empirio Armani Diamonds. I will admit I love that stuff.

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