JIZZ: Popeye's 100th Store Day

I know the negro in me wants to put this under SMH or We Can Do Better, but the nigga in me is screaming 'Louisiana FAST!'. Come on y'all, this is once in a lifetime. Get there early, I sense swarms of niggas from all over flocking to this historic day.

JIZZ: Givenchy Fall 2009

I stole this right from Kanye's blog but OMG look at this.

look at the rest here.

VOMIT: Lotion's Highlighter Bangs

It doesn't bother you that this girl is named after one of the best damn moisturizer's in the world? Pshh. All I can say is tough luck for this one. Not only are you having a crack child by Lil Wayne but your bangs are the colored of my annotated history notes. Speaking of children, I guess Wayne didn't lie when he said he could fuck every girl in the world...what he failed to say was that he could impregnate them too. Smh X 2.

Poor New-New.

Enlighten your ears...Maxwell

I didn't know whether to call this Jizz, Sex, or Pure Amazingness. I'm truly elated to have purchased...that's right purchased the new Maxwell CD "BLACKsummer's Night". What a beautiful titles for such a beautiful piece of 10-track artwork. Snaps for Maxwell. Standout tracks include 'Stop The World', Kiss FM's over played 'Pretty Wings', and 'Bad Habit'. But I would recommend searching the album on your library and putting that bad boy on shuffle and if you really want to go in, mix it up with some Urban Hang Suit, Musiq or Esperanza Spaulding. If this doesn't convince you...it's recession friendly, selling for $9.99 on iTunes. Trust this nigga will have you singing till your pretty wings can't fly anymore.

Don't worry...I didn't leave you out in the 'Cold'.

Maxwell's BLACKsummer's Night/download

Chelley/Took the Night

I wouldn't exactly call this enlightening, but I found the B-more club song knock-off in a friend's iPod. I really like it though. Really fucking cute. "Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. I don't care what bitches say, I don't even look their way". Don't lie, this will be your anthem in like 2 days.

Took the Night/download


fbgm,
Mica

Fat-ass: The Coffee Bar, Union Square

Aside from their anorexic model-esque waiters who make you feel awful about ordering a burger, next time you find yourself in Union Sqaure and have a somewhat empty stomach, I recommend the Coffee Shop. While sticking true to its name and serving a wide variety of coffees, expressos, lattes, and all of the above, this eatery offers a fresh menu that isn't too overpriced (considering their $13 bagel). The service is really nice, except when trying to eat outside. But honestly, the waitresses who look to be either upgraded from working at Urban Outfitters because they got too skinny for the clothes or too fat for modeling. I guess that's a plus if you're into the skinny type. I don't know...take your pick. && while your at it try their $4 sweet plantains. YUM

fbgm,
Mica

We Can Do Better: Pacemaker Lounge, Irvington, NJ

Another daily dose of ignorance-I came across this shit tonight, but could only find a picture of it in daylight. How messed up is this. I really hope they know a pacemaker is for your heart, not for the title of a bar. Seriously...we can do so much better.