JIZZ! MAN ON THE MOON: END OF DAY

ITS HERE!!!!!!!! I searched high and low for this and finally I got it. Don't even try it....you KNOW you love me! Thank me later.
Critique to come in a few days.

Man On The Moon: End Of Day/download

"Your a fail... I know"

SO, I am starting a new series, (if you want to call it) that on people who need to quit their job, but more importantly, quit making music. For months now I have held my tongue and refrained from speaking out against new and old artists releasing music here and there because i thought 'Hey, even though they SUCK, give them a chance because time are hard and...it would be better to see them polluting out iTunes rather than seeing them smoking crack or robbing random people on the street. Hence, I have a bone to pick with New Boyz.



Don't sit up there and act like you've never called your friend a jerk just to have them reply "I Know". I admit that I was obsessed with these two pieces of Cali-bred sexyness when "You're A Jerk" hit the airwaves. Unfortunately...that was it. After that, I heard a couple of their leaked track and wanted "like a new i-pod just [to] touch and turn it off". Seriously, everything after their first single (songs like Dot Com, So Dope...why do I know this) is just well um trash. Not to mention, I nearly broke my ankle trying to jerk. Wamp wamp wamp, perhaps their jeans are too tight to release a new hit.


I prefer not to die young...so do us all a favor and quit your job.

amen,

mica.

VOMIT: Nivea

That better be a child in this faux silk rag. I am completely aware that pregnancy gives one the mean munchies but this picture demonstrates an extreme cry for help. Please stop feeding this animal and her weave. The kitchen closes here Nivea.

JIZZ: Lego Brooches

This is why Dee & Ricky complete my life. These funny little pin-on's will be up soon. Check 'em out here: Dee & Ricky

Yes, they are 85$, but come on...all the cool kids are doing it.

Well I'll Be Goddamned...Kanye Got A Body

I thought that when Kanye went through his "I have a hard time getting over my ex, so let me look a hot mess", the abuse to his hairline would transfer to his body...but apparently not! Someone's been hitting the gym I see to get stronger, better (you know the lyrics). What I would like to see is if he takes his shirt off in a video, that'll be the day. For now, all we have is this French magazine.

Get 'em daddy.

SMH: Chris Brown

I know...creative title. Here's the deal. I was on little Chris's side because I knew that under all that feirce-ness, Rihanna is still some crazy bitch. However, after a series of events I have to say my perception of Mr. Brown has totally changed. I was rooting for you Chris, I really was. I wanted everyone to hop off your dick, I really did, but since that little stunt you pulled on Larry King Live...SMH. Did you just up and get amnesia? Do you not remember beating the Covergirl off that hoe? DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHY YOUR CAREER IS OVER? Son, he is hilarious. I mean, some things just shouldn't be said on air, and especially not on Larry King Live. I swear, he is making his butthole much more vulnerable to some hungry prison inmates, not to mention he looks like an even bigger asshole. Good luck Chris. "There's never a right time to say good-bye"....to your career.

CHRIS BROWN TALKS TO LARRY KING
by thatsfunny

MUAHAHAH.
-mj

LMFAO:Take A Road Trip Like This

I stole this straight from Bossip, but talk about efficiency. This photo was captured somewhere in the Sahara. Man, I love me some africans. They really know how to pack a car and this is living proof. Beyond words...beyond words. LMFAO.