Rest in peace Ted 'T-Dog' Kennedy, one of the most beloved senators in American history. I know this is sad and all but one question: Do the Kennedy's have bad luck or what? They are just dying off. It's like they get so famous, do mad shit for the people, and then all of a sudden they just die. FTL. Haha. Let me stop. Pour one out for this homie--he totally deserves it.
OH HELL NO. This is too funny for its own good. This is one giant Knowles Family marketing pitch. So I guess Matthew Knowles realized that Beyonce's career is 600% more successful without him and that the other one (I forgot her name) is so caught up in the "I'm a rebel, I hate my sister, I shaved my head and I'm still a nonody" is worth giving up on. Either all of that or he finally came off of his 15 year coke binge to realize that he has embarked on a new cash cow-his own grandson, baby Jules. Mr. Knowles is starting a new venture in the business of baby toys. Really though? We'll see how this one lasts. Hopefully he doesn't turn this innocent young child into a crazy artist with a bad weave and career that's harder to pick up on than a Dane Cook joke...we already have one Kelly Rowland. We won't let you ruin him Matthew..not on Solange and her crazy bald-ass's watch.
Part Deux...Tyra, give it up. The kid doesn't like you. Maybe it's the hair (I think it's the hair), or maybe your fucking SCARY. "You know how to do your thissle papa"...STOP IT RIGHT NOW BANKS.
K, now watch for yourself. && go buy Baby Jams, and the Beyonce DVD, and the b-Phone, and the perfume, and the Dereon bag, and the new CD, and...THIS SHIT NEVER ENDS!.Congrats Matt, you've won the "I Can Pimp Out My Family Faster Than You Can Say Sasha Feirce" Award.
P.S. I would love the Empirio Armani Diamonds. I will admit I love that stuff.
UHH. Is this like product placement for Cotton? Seriously Jazmine, next time your inspired by an underwear commercial don't straight swagger jack the jingle. Whatever, it's cute but I swear gurrlll if they sue you for copy right infringment, don't say we didn't tell you. Aight b, now download!
The marketing world is taking shit to the next level. Deep in the heart of Brooklyn, local artist Nate Hill is handing out candy on the streets disguised as none other than crack cocaine. While this seems fun and exciting, how would you like to see your kid paying 1$ for vials. Who said candy wasn't addicting. I'm sorry, but that shit is scary. It's not even the fact that this dude is delivering influencing kids and grown retards, it's the fact that this guy is dressed up as a dolphin. UMM-okay. Think about this. Your 10 year old buys this, eats it and lives. 5 weeks later some other guy offers him a vial, and its legit crack. He eats and it permanently fucked. Am I the only one seeing a problem here. YES it's funny as hell, I mean thats like the BEST April Fool's joke, but...really though? You couldn't think of anything else?
Bahaha. With that being said, I'm gonna go buy some.
P.S. Am I the only one who sees something funny with this dude's arms? Oh and we can do better.
She is tripping hard. Seriously, does she really expect to get love looking like that. I don't understand this cry for help. She was the one who wanted to go halfway bald. BTW, this song is cute & when I say cute in Cassie Song Language, it is bearable. Although, I will admit I miss the ode to giving head and the 5000 remixes to Must Be Love. I think she should come up with some new material. All of her songs seem to cry about being the side chick and in this case I guess it's hard out there for a hoe. Oh well, just download.
I can remember my mother reading this book to me when I was just a little divette. I swear I am going to see this! OMG JIZZ for all the little kids out there who finally get to experience the magic of the imagination. Not to mention this shit looks awesome. Holler back.
I LOVE YOU SPIKE JONEZ. I will be posting some more of his work. This guy is truly an amazing director aside from Spike Lee...I'm just loving the Spikes here....oh and my mom of course.
A lover of mine sent this to me recently. OH MY GOD. Watch for yourself. This makes you want to be just a little bit more facebook conscious when in a relationship.
We spend millions of dollars making movies about finding extraterestial life a.k.a. aliens. && We're forgetting that there is one right here in America. Surprisingly instead of this groundbreaking news appearing on makor publications like TIME or NewsWeek, Complex magazine got the scoop first. Peep the video below.
Bahaha. We're just kidding, we love you Amber Rose.
Listen up. Lately there is a swarm of break ups going around. I just want to set the record striaght on how to avoid this happening in your relationship. YES! There is an answer to how to keep you man...or girlfriend in some cases happy enough to want to stick around just that much longer. Learn how to do this:
Try it out for yourself. The results speak for themselves. Unless you are some WEIRD ASS emo couple. Then ya know you can write a song or some shit like that.
Theres never a wrong time to say thank you jesus. Seriously. Because of the skitzo weather that has been taking place in New Jersey, where I lay my head, my hair is being affected. If you are black or have that really bad frizzy hair, please continue reading, buecause the news that I am about to share with you is epic. I knew that since it was going to be 100 degrees today, it was a 100% chance of rain following the sunshine. And ofcourse rain=humidity=do not waste your time pressing your hair. However, since Dashboard's weather forecast always throws you off, I needed an accurate account of the weather. I tried looking at weather.com but it still didnt give me a sufficiant amount of information to help me decide how I should do my hair. Then, the genius in my decided to type in hair forecast in Google to see if there was anything out there to help me decide. Finally, the first result popped up like a diamond turning up in the unpleasant soil of Africa. The website is called hairforcast.com and it is truly amazing. It gives you a morning, afternoon, and night description of what one with frizzy hair should do in times like such. Therefore, those out there with frizzy hair, male or female (wow), be sure to check this out here.
Maybe I'm late with this, but if you haven't already checked this song out...you should. It's a new single off of The Blueprint 2000. Haha. I guess if you didn't like Death of Autotune, this is an apology. It's a good track...worth the download. Duhh, that's why it's on my blog. P.S. right around the 4:05 mark just turn it off unless you want to hear Rihanna sounding like a dying fish (whatever that sounds like).
2 problems I have with this video, other than the fact that it is the most IGNORANT piece of media I've ever seen.
1) Even if one says that this is a joke and these are professional actors- why are they playing with professional weapons? 2) I KNOW HE DIDN'T CLAIM THIS AS HELPING THE COMMUNITY.
It's Albino Rose in Dirty Jers. I totally stole this from Bossip.com. But still, "gggreeetinggss from planet Yeezy...She is not the same she is a martian. Phone Home YEEZY!" LMAO. I crack myself up. Laugh--you know that was funny.
BAHAHAHAHA. Drake took a violent fall at a concert recently. He knows he needs to quit before he ends up like Jimmy again. Damn, he's reliving his Degrassi nightmare and he hasn't even released a legit album yet. Is this a sign? Watch the video below to see this mishap.
This is too much for one day. First off, my favorite movie "Little Black Book" comes on, followed by Real Housewives of Atlanta, then I find Loso's Way online...for free...with album art! Jizz-worthy. I was never the biggest Fabolous fan but he really outdid himself on this album. Also...home boy is beautiful. && since I love you all SO MUCH, I'm putting the link on deck so you can jizz to specific tracks like "When The Money Goes", 'Salute', and 'Makin' Love'. Snaps for Loso (in case you ain't know so).
