Merry XMas From Me + Papi

I would personally like to wish you and your family a VERY merry christmas. From my heart to yours!

(yes, thats Papi, my little lover.)

Now go get drunk off some egg nog. Oww Oww. See you in 2010

Brittany Murphy Chokes on Vicoden and Dies

I'm a bitch and I'm mean for that. I'm dumb late with this but WTF. Talk about a sudden death. If you don't know who Brittany Murphy is, do me a favor and go relive your childhood. She was honestly in every single one of my favorite movies including Clueless, Little Black Book, etc. When I heard the news it was honestly a total shock being that homegirl hadn't come out with a movie in like a gazillion years. But this just goes to show what Hollywood can do to the actress. It pains me to know that she 'dabbled in Heroin and Cocaine', as stated by her make-up artist. As Bossip.com said "did we not learn our lesson from Michael Jackson?" Totally the truth. This is what we call a WAKE-UP call. Hollywood is not for the weak.

I guess Ashton's right when he said America lost a little piece of sunshine, but what cost did that sunshine come with is the question we must ask ourselves.

Besides that...our condolences go out to her family but we need answers as to how a 32 year old woman with the rest of her life ahead of her dies of natural causes. Fuck that shit.

Merry Christmas Eve...

I know I've been away for a long time. But i just want to take the time out to say Merry Christmas, Feliz Navidad,Yukpa, Nitak Hollo Chito,Buone Feste Natalizie...you get the point. If you're not out maxing out your credit card, cooking for your family, or stuck in a coach class American Airlines flight, check this out. Most Valuable Puppets are back ! AMEN.

2010 is on its way. Bout to bust it out.



BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. The game is over

Alicia Keys + Element of Freedom

I dont care if you are still caught up on 'As I Am'', I sincerely believe that this is one of her best albums to date. Not only is is experimental but I feel as if it invisibly continues to capture the soul of New York, no matter how 'Welcome to Jamrock' the album cover is. I mean...just bumping to this while walking down 116th and Broadway. Yes. Magic.

Element of Freedom/ download

also... enlighten your ears to "Dreaming", something should have made the cut on this album but sadly didnt.


Dreaming/downlaod

SHHEE's BAACKKK

The world works in an interesting way America. But, l must admit that through all of its "weirdness"...it is one of the most enchanting places on earth. I know you're like why the hell are you being so gay in your introduction, but I think that the most vital thing to do at this point is tell you that SO MUCH HAS BEEN HAPPENING that it has like prohibited me from writing on here. I basically told myself that I need to get a grip and get back to the blog. MICA SAYYSS "leaving a blog to rot is not cool". So here I am, back, and here to stay =]. Yeah bitches.

So I'm not gonna go make 3000 posts about shit that's already happened but during the Thanksgiving holiday come on here and be amazed. I promise?


lmao. but umm here are some questions you might want to ponder while you're reading this etc etc etc.

1) Why is Birdman still capable of releasing records?
2) Is Alicia Key's new album going to be the shit or what?
3) Since you've heard Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart, did you go back and listen to As I Am to remind your self of her Jizz-worthy voice?
4) Did Empire State Of Mind have people from Omaha, Nebraska feeling like they were from 125th street or what?
5) Why is Lamar Odom and Khloe the Cow's marriage still valid?
6) When is Rihanna going to return to normal?
7) Fuck is Kanye at?
8) Why didn't someone trip Diddy in the video for 'Angels'?


Yeah, go sit in a corner and think about that. Meanwhile I have to get back to reality.

BBL BITCHES

We Can Do Better: 2009 Ignorance BET Hip-Hop Awards

"And you wonder why President Bush hates black people." is what I always say. && I've never lied. I think the images speak for themselves....We can do so much better.

Busta Rhymes...your a bigger style kill then Style Killington

Going Out In Style: Wayne's No Ceilings

Trust I'm about to post more but until then...here is something to keep you occupied so you don't think I did something stupid like died. So with that being said, being the negro that I am I found all my fellow negroes a real treat. YESS!! WAYNE's MIXTAPE. I know you love me. =] I'd like to think that this is a great way to go to jail. Hopefully Cupcake and Big Ben don't get ahold of his fresh ass in the shower. Well, I mean if that happens I guess we'll both be screaming "Weezy F Baby, please save the baby!"



Go conquer Wayne...you already fully occupy my iTunes.



No Ceilings/ download

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!

Look what my bitch homie did for me! YES..I know.. I was using Hood Rat Chat.

Don't Judge ME.


Amen.

GAHH DONT HATE ME

honey im so sorry so so so so so so sorry...i just like to study like to st-st-st-st-st-study. and bang bang. sorry. im awful with this blog. i've been neglecting my baby. but dotn call chidl services just yet. I will be on in a couple of weeks, but who knew school could completely dominate your life =[


sorry loves. PLEASE dont desert me !!

What's Wrong With This Photo?

Well, looks like Khloe Kardashian finally got her wish to completely bite off of Kim and date an athlete, thing is she went one step foward and married him. Hmm, where to begin because this entire marriage is all wrong. Dear Khloe, we understand that you will never be as famous or skinny as Kim, but stealing a good black *cough* rich *cough* athlete off the market to pollute him with your slutty, coke vial bearing ways is NOT COOL. I repeat. Not cool. Not only is this the fakest photo, smile, WEDDING, I have every seen...but I have to say that this marriage will be over faster than you can say "I ain't sayin' she a gold digger." Luckily ol' boy Lamar guarded his assets in a beautiful post-nuptial agreement, sending the memo "You ain't getting half of shit!". Good move son. Still, I look at this photo and wonder what the hell. Besides that, WHAT THE HELL ARE Kim and Kourtney wearing? Ughh...not okay.

I need some time to think about this. I'm sorry Khloe, you're still fat and ugly no matter how rich you might be. I'm just waiting for Kim to pop out another DVD with her sister's man. NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY!

I'll stop being mean but people need to recognize...

amen.
(written out of concern for our SINGLE black athletes)

Boycott: KFC

Say it ain't so, say it ain't so. I don't know whether to call this SMH or Boycott either way, both names are COMPLETELY justifiable. It has come to our attention sir Colonel Sanders is out to kill us all. How have I come to this conclusion?...KFC, I'm sorry KGC (Kentucky Grilled Chicken) causes cancer. Let me just be the first to say that I KNEW THIS! J/K. I mean first off KFC has faced a lot of scrutiny in the past with PETA and the questioning of "Is that really chicken, because it is too good to be true". And honestly, it was too good to be true. I ate my 10 peices of wings like there was no tomorrow. I savored each bite of my grilled chicken wings. I think you catch my drift. But I swear to something I never thought the establishment which took in most of my life savings would be out to kill me. SMH SANDERS. NOT COOL....NOT COOL. I guess we're all going to Popeyes. I mean..."Louisiana FAST!" sounds so much better anyway.

Amen.

Wait I'm not done...I'm sorry. I'm tighter than Jennifer Hudson's body suit. They really tried to pull a fast one. I'm smelling a class action lawsuit. Seriously. I don't need another cancer foundation over some wings. SMH x 4928398293400 (if that's even a number).

To my friend Devona: Never have I ever seen a better chance for 20 mill!

We Can Do Better: Keyshia Cole Graces the Lovely Cover of...

Pink's Smooth Touch Perm. I didn't think times were this hard. SHEE-IT! We can do so much better.

One Question for Lady Gaga

WHAT WENT WRONG?

Crank That Bad Hair-do

He hopped out of bed and turned his common sense off. WTF is this. This doo honestly looks like the start of something new--something like a vegetable crop. What makes him think this is remotely attractive. -___-

Do your scalp and your fans a favor and sue the stylist NOW Souljah Boy. I prefer not to die young.

amen.

Airborn/Wiz Khalifa

He's the wizard. Wiz Khalifa graces my iTunes yet again in Airborn. Download it.

Kthanksbye.


Airborn/download

VOMIT: Tyra's Dateline Interview

OMG. I hate bad interviews and Tyra is really good at having bad interviews. You would think that someone who has their own TALKSHOW, would be a pro at answering questions HONESTLY and confessing up to their lace-front diva-ish ways. I mean Whitney Houston, as beautiful as she looks now, wasn't afraid to let Oprah know how to lace the Bali. However, sadly this did not happen. In the video below, watch how she gracefully answers the question about being the bitch on America's Next Top Model. I lied. What I meant to say is watch how she bickers back and forth with the interviewer about women & jealousy. Then what really cracked me up the most is how she committed the ultimate act of bitchassness by allowing her publicist to step in. What does Bossip.com say, "Hoe Sit Down"? YES. That is exactly what she needs to do. Seriously Tyra? OMG. Then on top of that she claims that she wants little Tyra's. FOL (fuck our lives) The world has enough divas at the current moment.

yuckers.

We Love You Stephen Colbert

HAHAHA. Wake up Mr. West, the entire world hates you at the current moment. But OMG Stephen Colbert is TOO funny for this. I mean of course he had something to say. Watch below people.
Kanye West Interrupts Taylor Swift at the VMAs

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Amen.

FYL: Kanye West

"I just heard some real bad news". Does Kanye West not understand that he fucked up finally? I think owes America an apology but more importantly, he owes Taylor Swift an apology. Like how stupid did he look up there? Wow, I'm sorry no one liked your whining ode Love Lockdown and omg I'm so sorry NO ONE voted for your RETARDED video, but don't go taking your bitterness out on ol' girl Taylor. Personally, if I was her I would have dropped the n-bomb. Mr. West DO YOU NOW SEE WHY PRESIDENT BUSH DIDN'T LIKE BLACK PEOPLE? Well America, there's your answer. My questions is: Where the hell was Amber Rose to shut his ass up. I mean she only goes everywhere with him.


'&& I heard 'em say...you're an ASSHOLE'

Amen.

Mica

VOMIT: A Letter To Lady Gaga

Dear Ms. Germanotta (b.k.a. Lady Gaga)

My name is Mica Jenkins, and I am a former fan of yours writing to share my blatant opinion about your choice in outfits at this year MTV Video Music Awards. I understand that you are one of the most ground breaking artists of this millennium and you are very open about your sexuality, music, and as well as style. Over the past few months, I have supported your obsession with blonde weave and highly flammable outfits...however, you crossed the line. As I sat on my bed room eating one of my favorite dinners (chicken and rice), I anticipated your performance because I was going to purchase tickets to your concert in October with show stopping performer Kanye West. When you came on stage, I soon realized that I needed to call Visa and immediatly cancel those tickets. I think I speak for thousands of your viewers when I say...WTF WERE YOU DOING. Paparazzi is one of my favorite songs on your "The Fame" album. Pshh not anymore. To add to that, while I congratulate you on your win for Best New Artist, your acceptance outfit was just plain ridiculous. I find it hilarious because just before then some friends and I had brought a reasonably large amount of red lace underwear from Victoria's Secret a couple of days ago and what a coincidence that you found it and decided to wear it to give your speech. Show us some credit Gaga. To wrap up this seemingly long letter, I would like to offer some advice to further prevent these opinions,

1) Fire your stylist
2) Start a foundation to donate all of the eyeliner on your eyes to countries in need.
3) Fire your stylist.


I am pretty sure the result of this can be helpful to us all.

Thanks for your time,

Mica Jenkins

lmfao.

Alien Sighting 2

I am currently in the process of writing a letter to President Obama or whoever is in charge of the department that handles alien life, life on other planets, etc because it kills me how they are not investigating the public sightings of Amber Rose. HAHA! Just kidding! Check her out here at the Paper magazine party somewhere this weekend. All I have to say is stop using orange glow Amber, there is nothing fun about looking like a dying Chia pet with expensive sunglasses on. Oh and Kanye...how about you smile because I know a plethora of men who want to tear her E.T. cakes down.


this is truly hilarious.

amen.

-mica

LMFAO: 'I'm still from Compton...you better recognize'

BAHAHAHAHAAHAH! I knew she still had it in her. Serena Williams let those prissy ass officials at the US Open have it when they continuously called fouls on her. You must remember, no matter how many trophies, awards, and prizes that girl has won, she is still from Compton California, meaning baby girl isn't afraid to shout Man Down, Code 10. Peep the video to look at this absolute entertainment.

I can't stand you, but I love your jacket.

I don't care what you think. In this day in age, one has to take risks, dare to be different, and not be afraid of hating ass haters. Face it, all the cool kids are doing it. Well snaps for Solange, this Z-lister totally gets an A in MY book for this jacket. I don't care if she took her bedroom curtains down, added a few safety pins, and kept it moving...a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. I will admit, she truly looks happy without the hair...it's just she still truly looks ugly though. HAHA JUST KIDDING (not really). We love you and your weird self Solange...not to mention that jacket.


Kthanxbye,

MICA

DISCLAIMER like...

Dear readers,

NEWS FLASH, I got like 4000 text messages like where are you on the blog, what's going on in your life that you would deprive me of funny critiques and ways on how we ought to see the world etc. I just want to let you know lovies that Mica has started shcool and that means that more AP US and less blogs. However, as you can see right now I am on the blog and not doing AP US, therefore my disclaimer is do not get mad at me OR GIVE UP ON ME because I do not update the site every 5 seconds. Haha, it is true. I promise that I will post as often as I can. Plus, like there really isn't any news I find worthy of posting about except music. So how about you create some drama in your life that I can get America to laugh about. Just kidding (not really). Umm yea so, sta tuned. Continue reading. SPREAD THE WORD. Enjoy the ride.


LOVE YOU x 1000. DO NOT BE AFRAID TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK (my friends are gonna get pissed about me promoting myself lol.) add. There you can stalk me, but don't get too crazy.

Amen.

-Mica

Fresh Select: The Blueprint 3

Alright, you got it! I got like 400 posts on Facebook about how good Jay-Z's cd was. Though I downloaded it 10 days before its actual due date, I didn't have a chance to really digest the songs, their lyrics, etc. However, inspired by my news feed I am impressed with Jay-Z. Seriously. It is a huge step up from American Gangster, atleast that is what critics around the world witnessing the birth of this album claim it to be. I think that while American Gangster was good, be honest...you don't remember one song and though you still rock to "Say Hello"...that shit gets skipped on your iTunes shuffle. The only reason I had an doubt in the marketing of Blueprint 3 was 1) I did not like any of the released singles such as DOA, and since Im beginning to hate Drake...'Off That' was 'off' my music library, and I couldn't take Rihanna crying on 'Run This Town'. 2) I was skeptical about whether he was trying to be on his 'I am a veteran to this HipHop so let me stick with hardcore gangster shit or if he was trying to be 'I am so different bitches so half of my album is alternative so suck it up'. LUCKILY, his 15 something odes to his hustle, business state of mind, and New York City for blessing him with the gift of making music as well as hit music has truly made this album as 'Real As it Gets' and worthy of praise and a blog on MicaSaysss. Seriously, anyone who reads this needs to take my word: Grace your iTunes with this album.

download and listen...or else. Hey Mr. Carter...you tha shit!

OH!? Don't have it?...get it here. BTW, your really late in the game.

Blueprint 3/download

JIZZ! MAN ON THE MOON: END OF DAY

ITS HERE!!!!!!!! I searched high and low for this and finally I got it. Don't even try it....you KNOW you love me! Thank me later.
Critique to come in a few days.

Man On The Moon: End Of Day/download

"Your a fail... I know"

SO, I am starting a new series, (if you want to call it) that on people who need to quit their job, but more importantly, quit making music. For months now I have held my tongue and refrained from speaking out against new and old artists releasing music here and there because i thought 'Hey, even though they SUCK, give them a chance because time are hard and...it would be better to see them polluting out iTunes rather than seeing them smoking crack or robbing random people on the street. Hence, I have a bone to pick with New Boyz.



Don't sit up there and act like you've never called your friend a jerk just to have them reply "I Know". I admit that I was obsessed with these two pieces of Cali-bred sexyness when "You're A Jerk" hit the airwaves. Unfortunately...that was it. After that, I heard a couple of their leaked track and wanted "like a new i-pod just [to] touch and turn it off". Seriously, everything after their first single (songs like Dot Com, So Dope...why do I know this) is just well um trash. Not to mention, I nearly broke my ankle trying to jerk. Wamp wamp wamp, perhaps their jeans are too tight to release a new hit.


I prefer not to die young...so do us all a favor and quit your job.

amen,

mica.

VOMIT: Nivea

That better be a child in this faux silk rag. I am completely aware that pregnancy gives one the mean munchies but this picture demonstrates an extreme cry for help. Please stop feeding this animal and her weave. The kitchen closes here Nivea.

JIZZ: Lego Brooches

This is why Dee & Ricky complete my life. These funny little pin-on's will be up soon. Check 'em out here: Dee & Ricky

Yes, they are 85$, but come on...all the cool kids are doing it.

Well I'll Be Goddamned...Kanye Got A Body

I thought that when Kanye went through his "I have a hard time getting over my ex, so let me look a hot mess", the abuse to his hairline would transfer to his body...but apparently not! Someone's been hitting the gym I see to get stronger, better (you know the lyrics). What I would like to see is if he takes his shirt off in a video, that'll be the day. For now, all we have is this French magazine.

Get 'em daddy.

SMH: Chris Brown

I know...creative title. Here's the deal. I was on little Chris's side because I knew that under all that feirce-ness, Rihanna is still some crazy bitch. However, after a series of events I have to say my perception of Mr. Brown has totally changed. I was rooting for you Chris, I really was. I wanted everyone to hop off your dick, I really did, but since that little stunt you pulled on Larry King Live...SMH. Did you just up and get amnesia? Do you not remember beating the Covergirl off that hoe? DO YOU NOT REMEMBER WHY YOUR CAREER IS OVER? Son, he is hilarious. I mean, some things just shouldn't be said on air, and especially not on Larry King Live. I swear, he is making his butthole much more vulnerable to some hungry prison inmates, not to mention he looks like an even bigger asshole. Good luck Chris. "There's never a right time to say good-bye"....to your career.

CHRIS BROWN TALKS TO LARRY KING
by thatsfunny

MUAHAHAH.
-mj

LMFAO:Take A Road Trip Like This

I stole this straight from Bossip, but talk about efficiency. This photo was captured somewhere in the Sahara. Man, I love me some africans. They really know how to pack a car and this is living proof. Beyond words...beyond words. LMFAO.

R.I.P. Ted Kennedy

Rest in peace Ted 'T-Dog' Kennedy, one of the most beloved senators in American history. I know this is sad and all but one question: Do the Kennedy's have bad luck or what? They are just dying off. It's like they get so famous, do mad shit for the people, and then all of a sudden they just die. FTL. Haha. Let me stop. Pour one out for this homie--he totally deserves it.

Hi, I'm Fierce: Rihanna Does Vogue

Alrighttt MS RIHANNA, either she is the new Grace Kelly or those bruises aren't fully healed. Either way...I LOVE IT & so should you. Get 'em girl.

LMFAO: The Knowles Family Try to Pimp Out Baby Jules

OH HELL NO. This is too funny for its own good. This is one giant Knowles Family marketing pitch. So I guess Matthew Knowles realized that Beyonce's career is 600% more successful without him and that the other one (I forgot her name) is so caught up in the "I'm a rebel, I hate my sister, I shaved my head and I'm still a nonody" is worth giving up on. Either all of that or he finally came off of his 15 year coke binge to realize that he has embarked on a new cash cow-his own grandson, baby Jules. Mr. Knowles is starting a new venture in the business of baby toys. Really though? We'll see how this one lasts. Hopefully he doesn't turn this innocent young child into a crazy artist with a bad weave and career that's harder to pick up on than a Dane Cook joke...we already have one Kelly Rowland. We won't let you ruin him Matthew..not on Solange and her crazy bald-ass's watch.

Part Deux...Tyra, give it up. The kid doesn't like you. Maybe it's the hair (I think it's the hair), or maybe your fucking SCARY. "You know how to do your thissle papa"...STOP IT RIGHT NOW BANKS.

K, now watch for yourself. && go buy Baby Jams, and the Beyonce DVD, and the b-Phone, and the perfume, and the Dereon bag, and the new CD, and...THIS SHIT NEVER ENDS!.Congrats Matt, you've won the "I Can Pimp Out My Family Faster Than You Can Say Sasha Feirce" Award.



P.S. I would love the Empirio Armani Diamonds. I will admit I love that stuff.

Jazmine Sullivan/Fabric Of My Life

UHH. Is this like product placement for Cotton? Seriously Jazmine, next time your inspired by an underwear commercial don't straight swagger jack the jingle. Whatever, it's cute but I swear gurrlll if they sue you for copy right infringment, don't say we didn't tell you. Aight b, now download!

Fabric of My Life/download

Now That's What I Call FIERCE! Vol 1.

I LOVE VOGUERS. LOVE LOVE LOVE THEM. They embody everything we ought to be-feirce, confident, and FABULOUS. Peep the video. && Benny Ninja is my hero!

We Can Do Better: Candy Crack

The marketing world is taking shit to the next level. Deep in the heart of Brooklyn, local artist Nate Hill is handing out candy on the streets disguised as none other than crack cocaine. While this seems fun and exciting, how would you like to see your kid paying 1$ for vials. Who said candy wasn't addicting. I'm sorry, but that shit is scary. It's not even the fact that this dude is delivering influencing kids and grown retards, it's the fact that this guy is dressed up as a dolphin. UMM-okay. Think about this. Your 10 year old buys this, eats it and lives. 5 weeks later some other guy offers him a vial, and its legit crack. He eats and it permanently fucked. Am I the only one seeing a problem here. YES it's funny as hell, I mean thats like the BEST April Fool's joke, but...really though? You couldn't think of anything else?

Bahaha. With that being said, I'm gonna go buy some.


P.S. Am I the only one who sees something funny with this dude's arms? Oh and we can do better.

Cassie/I Need Love

She is tripping hard. Seriously, does she really expect to get love looking like that. I don't understand this cry for help. She was the one who wanted to go halfway bald. BTW, this song is cute & when I say cute in Cassie Song Language, it is bearable. Although, I will admit I miss the ode to giving head and the 5000 remixes to Must Be Love. I think she should come up with some new material. All of her songs seem to cry about being the side chick and in this case I guess it's hard out there for a hoe. Oh well, just download.


I Need Love/download

JIZZ! 'Where the Wild Things Are' THE MOVIE!

I can remember my mother reading this book to me when I was just a little divette. I swear I am going to see this! OMG JIZZ for all the little kids out there who finally get to experience the magic of the imagination. Not to mention this shit looks awesome. Holler back.

I LOVE YOU SPIKE JONEZ. I will be posting some more of his work. This guy is truly an amazing director aside from Spike Lee...I'm just loving the Spikes here....oh and my mom of course.

WTF/LMFAO

I don't even know what to say. WTFFFFFFFF!!! Is this really how they get down in Jamaica or whereever this foolery exists?

Major Lazer "Pon De Floor" from Eric Wareheim on Vimeo.

LMFAO! Facebook Can Ruin A Relationship

A lover of mine sent this to me recently. OH MY GOD. Watch for yourself. This makes you want to be just a little bit more facebook conscious when in a relationship.





LMFAO.

The CIA needs to get on this.

We spend millions of dollars making movies about finding extraterestial life a.k.a. aliens. && We're forgetting that there is one right here in America. Surprisingly instead of this groundbreaking news appearing on makor publications like TIME or NewsWeek, Complex magazine got the scoop first. Peep the video below.


Bahaha. We're just kidding, we love you Amber Rose.

How to keep your man...

Listen up. Lately there is a swarm of break ups going around. I just want to set the record striaght on how to avoid this happening in your relationship. YES! There is an answer to how to keep you man...or girlfriend in some cases happy enough to want to stick around just that much longer. Learn how to do this:




Try it out for yourself. The results speak for themselves. Unless you are some WEIRD ASS emo couple. Then ya know you can write a song or some shit like that.

you're welcome =]

My prayers have been answered: hairforecast.com

Theres never a wrong time to say thank you jesus. Seriously. Because of the skitzo weather that has been taking place in New Jersey, where I lay my head, my hair is being affected. If you are black or have that really bad frizzy hair, please continue reading, buecause the news that I am about to share with you is epic. I knew that since it was going to be 100 degrees today, it was a 100% chance of rain following the sunshine. And ofcourse rain=humidity=do not waste your time pressing your hair. However, since Dashboard's weather forecast always throws you off, I needed an accurate account of the weather. I tried looking at weather.com but it still didnt give me a sufficiant amount of information to help me decide how I should do my hair. Then, the genius in my decided to type in hair forecast in Google to see if there was anything out there to help me decide. Finally, the first result popped up like a diamond turning up in the unpleasant soil of Africa. The website is called hairforcast.com and it is truly amazing. It gives you a morning, afternoon, and night description of what one with frizzy hair should do in times like such. Therefore, those out there with frizzy hair, male or female (wow), be sure to check this out here.

You know you love me,

MICCAA

Jay-z(feat. Kanye & RIhanna)/Run This Town

Maybe I'm late with this, but if you haven't already checked this song out...you should. It's a new single off of The Blueprint 2000. Haha. I guess if you didn't like Death of Autotune, this is an apology. It's a good track...worth the download. Duhh, that's why it's on my blog. P.S. right around the 4:05 mark just turn it off unless you want to hear Rihanna sounding like a dying fish (whatever that sounds like).

Run This Town/download

WTF: Millionare Ignorant Entertainment of Baton Rouge

WTF. Is this really what we've come to?

2 problems I have with this video, other than the fact that it is the most IGNORANT piece of media I've ever seen.

1) Even if one says that this is a joke and these are professional actors- why are they playing with professional weapons?
2) I KNOW HE DIDN'T CLAIM THIS AS HELPING THE COMMUNITY.

&& I have family in Baton Rouge.

SMH...can ignorance not be the new pandemic?

WE CAN DO SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH BETTER. Gosh.

Alien Sighting

Yeah right.

It's Albino Rose in Dirty Jers. I totally stole this from Bossip.com. But still, "gggreeetinggss from planet Yeezy...She is not the same she is a martian. Phone Home YEEZY!" LMAO. I crack myself up. Laugh--you know that was funny.

muahhhh,

micaaa.

SMH/LMFAO!: Drake falls

BAHAHAHAHA. Drake took a violent fall at a concert recently. He knows he needs to quit before he ends up like Jimmy again. Damn, he's reliving his Degrassi nightmare and he hasn't even released a legit album yet. Is this a sign? Watch the video below to see this mishap.

JIZZ!...Loso's Way

This is too much for one day. First off, my favorite movie "Little Black Book" comes on, followed by Real Housewives of Atlanta, then I find Loso's Way online...for free...with album art! Jizz-worthy. I was never the biggest Fabolous fan but he really outdid himself on this album. Also...home boy is beautiful. && since I love you all SO MUCH, I'm putting the link on deck so you can jizz to specific tracks like "When The Money Goes", 'Salute', and 'Makin' Love'. Snaps for Loso (in case you ain't know so).


You know you love me.

Loso's Way/download

SEX...Adrian Grenier

ADRIAN GRENIER YOU ARE SEX. I want to be in your entourage...call me babe.

Enlighten Your Ears...Miguel Jontel

I'm sorry but this dude looks gay. Fortunately, his songs are not. Either way, I want you to experience the new Mexican Ne-Yo for yourself. Explore down below. I promise you will not be dissapointed.

Heres the mixtape entitled 'Mischeif'...

Mischeif/download

Some people should just never talk.

Oh gosh. Amber Rose, it's bad enough that you look like a bleached alien. But you should never talk. I mean you're a cute girl and you're like the most on point person I've ever seen. But honestly, you sound awful. I mean I thought she would sound sophisticated and really haute, but no...this girl sounds like the respective video whore she is. SMH. You know the old saying "She's a butterface"...I'd like to think of her as a buttervoice (go figure).

Kanye, keep your bitch quiet, for her own good.

MTV Shows

For the Record...Ciara is a Man

I'm just saying. Anytime that you have to shoot down rumors that you are a man, about 78% of the time you are in fact a man. That's all...maybe she really is "Like a boy". Hmmm, you decide.


Also...sweetie, if you're going to be a guy, don't go wearing the short wig. It makes you totally unbelievable.

I hate Blackberrys

Listen. I understand that blackberries are like the phone of future. I understand that if you whip out your Curve or Toure in the middle of the hood, everyone will think you're the shit. I understand that one would be lost without BBM. I understand that the term 'Crackberry' is completely justifyable. Yet, what I don't understand is why the hell Blackberry's can mess up your life with the press of one button. If you're like me and you justify this term 'Crackberry' because your life is your phone, then continue reading. I can't live without my device. Seriously, I flipped a shit when T-Mobile tried to get fuky and turn off my phone. I'm so down for this phone, if it fell into the Subway, I would jump and get it. Catch my drift yet? Yet, as I stated before, I do not understand how a Blackberry can be so capable of ruining your life. I know you're wondering by now..."Where art thou going with this?" WELL, last night, I put my phone under my pillow because I was in the midst of texting one of my summer hoes. (P.S. please do not text me at night because I will fall asleep on you and then wake up randomly at 3:30 at text you back to make it look like i was being conversational houdini. I know that is the douche thing to do, but it's not my fault, it's a really bad habit.) Either way, I dozed off and in my sleep my blackberry called a random guy. Now I know you're now wondering "UMM WHATS THE BIG DEAL". NO! This IS A BIG DEAL PEOPLE. This 'random guy' is the best friend of one of the sexiest people who is being a social houdini at the present moment. I mean when I say this guy is sexy, I mean GODDAMN I would do some thangs. Either way, it called this person & I'm ever so embarrased. I'm so embarrased, I scolded my blackberry on the 2 train and cursed it. Oh well, that's what it deserves. We never mess up Mica's life...ever.


=D/=[ (for my social life)

Back On Le Grizzy

Sheeee'ssss baccckkkk. Yep...I'm back. I got the new MacBook Pro, holler at your girl. But yes, I'm back. So like f.y.i. I started Columbia or just a sad excuse for a summer program. It's hard classes, hard socialization, and hard times for my wallet. But I'm surviving. Hopefully I can blog from class because American Philosophy is far from exciting. Lately, everything has been going amazing in my life, fyl if your life sucks! But yes! I'm back on the scene and now back on my blog.

Stay tuned + fasten those seat belts.

<3 Always...MICAA!

We Can Do Better: 7 Year Old Boy Steal Granny's Car

And he just had to be african-american. WTF. This is truly some crazy shit. Lmfao

I hate this part right here.

FUCK MAC, APPLE INC, OR WHATEVER UR CALLED. So guys, I won't be on for a week because my computer suffered a major heart attack and is currently not working. Actually it will never be working. I took it to the Apple store, and I hoped to have had it fixed so I could update you on the world, but it wasn't happening. My Apple Genius Juan-Carlos (biggups to Mexico), was not able to fix my baby. Therefore due to my lovely warrantay, Apple offered to replace my computer with a brand new MacBook Pro, because they do not make the MacBook (2008 edition) anymore. Holler. So I should be on in a couple of weeks. For new music, news, and ways to improve life...look the 'Check' section. They should keep you company while I'm gone.

Tear, tear.

<3 Always,

Mica.


P.S. I'm writing this on a mac computer now.

Why I Love Hip-Hop: The Great Hangover Tour

I promised that I would speak on the Great Hangover Tour that featured PA artist and social intellect/my favorite white boy Asher Roth and the amazing...wonderful...deep...sexy...Kid Cudi. I have to say that they did a good ass job and I definitely got my 30$ worth. The sold-out event was held at the Nokia Theatre right in the heart of Times Square. Lucky me, I got to stand on the second teir smack dab in the middle, allowing me to gaze into Cudi's eyes all night long. Besides, I wouldn't want to be on the bottom with all the drunk and high people. Either way, here it goes.

7ish p.m.: My friend and I arrived at the theatre. Let me tell you, the line was wrapped around all type of streets in mid-town. There was a loud group of obnoxious teens who thought Jim Jones was going to be there. Hmm, go figure. Either way, after about 15-20 minutes we finally got inside.

7:45-8: The place was honestly perfect for a concert. There were three levels: one was for standing, the second was for standing (but sucked unless you were'nt in the front like me!), and the third was for lazy ass people who wanted to sit. The DJ came on and did his thing, ya know...getting everyone hyped, playing all types of goodness, and then Cipha Sounds and his bff who are 'fucking famous' came on stage to introduce the opening act 88 keys.

Mica DOES NOT LIKE 88 KEYS! NIGGA YOU SUCK. Honestly, he was awful. Not only can he not dress, but his beats are awful, and all he talks about is sex. Like honestly he is a nobody. What made it worst is that not only did anybody not move to his songs, but he tried to call out people who he produced for and no one knew them. SMH. That's embarrasing. But he brought out Colin Munroe and that was cool even though the first thing you want to do with Munroe is feed his skinny ass. Either way, 88 keys was just awful. If he is Kanye's best friend, Kanye needs to stop being shady and let this nigga know that rapping is not his calling. It's like if you're wearing an ugly shirt and your friend says that it's cute and then you go out into public and people laugh at you.

9ish: Cipha sounds brings out Asher Roth! Asher Roth did his thing! But that nigga was fucked up. He came out on child's toy escalade which is pretty damn cool, had a giant blunt in which he called cannon, but in the end did the damn thing. He performed songs like I Love College, Sour Patch Kids, As I Em, and Be By Myself. There were some other ones but I don't remember. However, it was soooo funny when he performed Be By Myself because he straight played this girl on stage. In the end, Jim Jones came out for I Love College and it just made the room feel so much better. We were all in love with each other during that song. Roth is my new favorite white boy.

10ish: CUDI SHUT IT DOWN! First off, anyone thinking of going to this concert should not have Epilepsy. I'm so dead ass when I say this because the lights were CRAZY! I mean he had lights on the stage that went with his songs and then behind his there was this big screen that showed pieces of art and random video footage, and video of outer space (peep the the video I posted for a look into what he did). It worked though. He performed a lot off of 'A Kid Named Cudi', a song featured on his mixtape 'Dat Kid from Cleveland', and 2 new songs off of his new album 'Man on the Moon: The End of Day'. I posted Mr. Solo Dolo below so you should peep that. But his performance was amazing. I'm so proud my little Cudi grew up and had special effects! Every other concert was simple but aw shit he finally got to do what he wanted to do.

Snaps for Roth. Snaps for Cudi.

Jizz: Kid Cudi LIVE!

JIZZZ!! BE JEALOUS. Just got back from the Nokia theatre and I had the most awesome time at this concert. It is now 2:41 EST so I'm going to give you a sneak preview of the concert and tomorrow will have the full run down (with pictures) because I'm super exhausted! BTW, it was truly an amazing event. HATE ON IT!

Genius: IMs Website

I really hope I'm not the only thinking about this but the only who wants to start this. We are all familiar with Textsfromlastnight.com, Fmylife.com, and Mylifeisaverage.com right? Well, I think it would be GENIUS if they had a Imsfromyesterday or something regarding AIM. I have countless funny conversations on iChat, and after a while putting them in the 'Quotes' section of your facebook profile starts to mean nothing. I strongly suggest some no life out there needs to start a website where I can share funny AIM convos. && I know there's that whole thing about screen names and it being shared but I'm pretty sure there can be some sort of way to make it an Alias.

I know...you don't have to tell me that I'm a genius. I'm already aware. With that being said, I better go copyright this shit so some shady loser doesn't steal my idea.

fbgm,
mica

SMH: Pastor Prays for Obama to Die

What the eff. I mean we talk about 'Yes We DId', 'Hope is Alive', and the entire idea that America is on the road to a long over due change. But I don't find this act as anything close to keeping the dream alive. I am aware that nothing comes overnight, especially change to a country with millions of people but I did have hope that we could continue on the road to keeping the buzzwords of January-Hope & Change-alive. As I watched a nation of millions fall in love with each other, bringing the 1967 summer of love to the cold winter front January 2009, I was convinced we were on that road. As I experienced the somewhat change in the scent of Washington D.C., I was convinced we were on that road. But the excess of ignorance found in this video says that we've hit a pothole on this road to change. A pothole that might set us forth on the road back to the past presidency of President Bush and others alike. I do not want to bore you with my monologue on the ethics of American society, but I do want to conclude with the simple fact that this man, attempted to involve God. I'm actually outraged. We can do so much better as a people.

s. m. h.

Usher X Pharrell/ Certified

Aw shit, Usher must be feeling fresh after his separation/divorce from Tameka. He's back into action with this new single which has the typical yet smooth Star Trak beat. Kudos to Pharrell, Usher's trying to give his 300%...good for him. I mean, I don't think this will blow up but it's still worth the download.

Yay Usher.

Certified (feat. Pharrell)/download

Lovely

Honestly, you can say what you want about Cassie, but she's really trying to pull of this bald thing at a recent LV event. I give her a thumbs up because I know I would probably commit suicide if I only had one half of my hair there. Hmmm. Either way, she looks lovely. && I need to meet with her stylist or whoever picks her shoes. Jizz.


PS...I do not approve of that shirt.

fbgm,
mica

LMFAO!

Call me corny, call me weird but I have this thing for REALLY FUNNY t-shirts. I don't know. Laugh if you want, but I think its something that can brighten up our miserable lives.

Why I Don't Like Drake

I know right about now, Jimmy..I'm sorry Drake is the only canadian we actually care about, but like everything...I have a small bone to pick with him. While I love your music Drake, please listen to the advice I'm about to give.

1) When you come out with a mixtape...keep the new material, trash the old. I have about 4 of your mixtapes where songs like 'Uptown, 'Unstoppable', and just about any remix you've done in your rap career appear multiple times--we get the point. It's annoying to have 'Invented Sex' 3 times in my iTunes library.
2) STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR EX! Are you over her? Do you want to get back with her? You talk about this girl in every song and it's killing me. So note to Drake, 'get over it'.
3) A dear friend told me that their sister attended one of your concerts in June. While that is amazing, they also told me that you were 3-4 hours late. My friend, you are not famous. You are not even a smidgen close to that status of being 'fashionably' late to your gigs. Therefore, 3 words: be on time.
4) It is the middle of July, stop wearing your jacket, sweater, or outerwear garment. I watched a performance of you on MTV Hits, and it was spring break...and you walked out wearing a winter coat. Not cool Drizzy.

I thought I had more complaints but I guess you'll have to stay tuned. BTW, your reputation is completely trashed after the BET awards because whether you want to believe it or not, you're kindaaa still a nobody, so if that was your debut to the world, a do-over in order.

But, with all that being said...your music still graces my speakers. So while there are like 1000 wrongs with you, in essence your music is what counts, and so far...so good.

NEW MIXTAPE: Heartbreak Drake/download

We Can Do Better: 'I Love Chicken'

I mean I love chicken too, but goddamn. This has got to be like every fatass' anthem right now. SMH on some real shit as I continue to pray for my people.

Summer: Cookout Music!

If you do anything this summer, please attend your black best friend's family cookout. Gearing up for one of my family's own, I was asked to prepare a playlist aside from a DJ of songs that should be played. Because I'm so generous and I care about my readers, I thought it would be awesome to share my playlist with you.

Here are some songs that NEED to be played:

1) Let No Man Put Asunder- First Choice
2) Dr. Love - O'Jays
3) Just Us- The Weather Girls (Original)..might be under Two Tons of Fun
4) A Night to Remember - Shalamar
5) My Love is Free - Double Exposure
6) Love Thang- First Choice
7) Electric Slide
8) BECAUSE I HAVE TO....Rock With You- Mikey J

LMFAO!

Remember this?!..."In my world, everyone's a pony. And they all eat rainbows, and poop butterflies". I hope this will cheer up our miserable lives.

Tommy Stars & Drake/Slow Down

Sex to my ears. This really nice track from Tommy Stars + Jimmy will be sure to grace your iTunes. But Stars can't sing.

One word: download.


Slow Down/download

Enlighten your ears...Fabolous

Loso in case you ain't know so. Honestly, this guy should just stick to remixes. But if you're that fan...here are two new songs featuring the beautiful Keri Hilson and the suave Ryan Leslie.


R-Les for Prez.

Everything, Everyday, Everywhere/download
The Fabolous Life/download

Thanks, www.youheardthatnew.com

LMFAO!

Obam-izzy is seen in Italy @ the G8 Summit. Is he checking out this 16 year old junior delegate? You decide. But deep down you know he's like Let Me See The Booty!

Here's the song by the way.

Let Me See The Booty/download.

Black Eyed Peas/Imma Be

I think the world is all boom boom powed out. But I swear this song is hot. It's going to definitely be in Hot 97's hearts forever. It has a great dance beat with the touch of hood-- Just the way we like it. However towards the 2:30 mark it goes back that annoying ass Will.I.Am beat but it balances with some organ flats.

It's okay...I'm sick of Fergie too. =]

Imma Be/download